What     follows is not my write up but is exceptionally well done, I've listed the source at the end.  Too many times I've come across well written material, and when I go back it"s disappeared.  So I thought I'd lock in on this one. 

No matter how open you are with your boyfriend, there are some things even the gutsiest gals are too shy to ask. Get the answers to all the questions you always wanted to ask your man, and a few answers to questions you never even thought of!

1. Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie.

2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.

3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it's not medically necessary. No word on why men insist on cutting something they're always exaggerating about.

4. Men really do get "blue-balls." Technically called "prostatic congestion," the achiness in the testicles is caused by "trapped" blood. You know that crap he lays on you about orgasms being the only way to relieve it? He's right. But not so fast, trampolina. So is your doctor -- the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick.

5. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? It's part of the sexual maturation process, but it's also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their right hand. As Mr. Nice to Meet You Too, You Can Let Go Now will tell anybody who'll listen, your skin would darken too if you were manhandled that often.

6. There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size or nose size. And the bad news is even worse for gold-digging nymphos: There's no correlation between penis size and wallet size.

7. Masturbation, or "punching the monkey," is healthy. No, really. "Use it or lose it" isn't just an excuse for a guy's hands to migrate south; it's the official tested and studied conclusion of sex experts. The less a guy uses his sexual plumbing, the more problems he'll have pumping the well later on. It's only at Thanksgiving that you should tell your man, "Don't play with your meat."

8. Men will go limp if they drink too much. But how much is too much? About three and a half drinks for a 150-pound man. After that, the only thing standing upright in your house will be the vacuum cleaner.

9. All men have a line going down their penis and over their testicles. And no, it's not the chow line. It's more a "seam" on the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the inner lips of the vagina. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the penis.

10. Nothing can make a penis bigger -- except aging. Unfortunately, the size of the prize stops growing by the time men hit their early 20s.

Pocket Secrets is proof again that there's still plenty of good reading and blogging out there.  Given time I would like to analyse this blog deeper, the writing style excellent.  We're all too familiar with the expression "sitcom" for situation comedy, this where an expression like "sitsex" is valid for situation sex.  The Author, A.Pocket, can create a situation and just stroke it properly.  Very nicely done.  I see posts going back to 2007 - I guess I'll be busy!  Done on Blogger, effective colour scheme, sidebar full of goodies, no trash.

I've always had a weakness for blogs that have a DH theme, The Increasingly Risque Confessions of a Suburban Hotwife will bring you the DH factor, but of course, much more also.  This is one of these blogs, where you want to go back to.  Creative, well written "it describes the sexual lifestyle that my husband and I have begun to explore."

25 Things About My Sexuality, is more of a public blog... In that you send in your own posts.  "No identifying information will be posted."  You get to read other people's junk and some of the things that make you go Haaa?

Here you go - To get Monday going, some one liner Adult Jokes from Stupid Sticks dot com

The great StumbleUpon has brought out a lot of talent.  Whether it be Photographers or peeps hosting, found pictures, you now see a lot of work exposed out there.  From photo galleries to mini porno-films.  Some not so Mini.  StumbleUpon can be tailored to your wishes.   If the above is what you like and you click like on all those returned, it'll just bring you more.  Probably 90% of your clicks will eventually be tailored to your needs, desires or wishes.

In more shades of grey and white soft.drun.net has been publishing for over two years quality images.  The objective:  How to have a high quality photo site without bluntly promoting porn.  Let's call it Adult Photography.

This Picassa Web Album may achieve the same results but it's presentation is a little rougher.  The images deserve to be noticed!  Slightly more colorful than the previous, It dwells a lot on the black and white theme.

Finding a balance between lust, passion and submission, Autokrator, The basic assumption of this journey defines that it is possible to find such a great balance, even many times. Hard or nearly impossible is to recognize and/or capture those moments. 

You can submit pictures on Autokrator.

What is picleecher?  I'm not too sure, but I found what I was looking for Another site where you may submit pictures.

A little bored tonight? Try a little spin the bottle with these animated Gifs.  Otherwise, keep them as a reference, they could come in handy!

Sex Click

Is that so wrong ?

Ladies, you know those little love handles on each side of your jeans?  That's the effect that's come to be know as           Muffin Top.  Is it sexy?  Do guys like it?  Do you like it? 

I always like to come clean on these articles.  Until a week ago, I really couldn't answer when asked:  Do you know what Muffin Top is?  As I did with such terms as Camel Toe in the past, I dive deeply into research. Muffin Top has been more than covered so why have I been left out?  I guess, I'm just not with it!

Here are some answers about Muffin Top...

This generally occurs when an individual wears low-rise, hip-hugger pants, or midriff-baring tops that are too small."

For example, MomPants are designed to tuck in Muffin Top.  Unless of course Mom is over 150 kl.  The Tramp Stamp crowd really won't care much about Muffin Top, 'cause those low cut jeans are designed to show off the art work, right above their ass.  I suspect you could even grab their Muffin Top to centre the art work if it came to that!  Yes I get distracted by a good Tramp Stamp. 

So let's get back on track, if you could grab a Muffin Top, would it still be a muffin Top or Love Handles? ...and if a guy has a Spare Tire, is that the same as a Muffin Top?  Is it just the guy term?  Let's get gross and head on over to People of Walmart(I won't give you the link-something about standards).  See if you can get through more than 6 pages! 

In reality ladies, from just a short study, most of you wish you could do away with your Muffin Top.  There's just too many articles out there about how to melt your Muffin Top.  Personally, I think a secure woman can live quite well with her Muffin top and put it out on display in a very fashionable way.

So does it matter for this post if this author is male or female?  Does it matter if this author is a hoax?  No.  This is just an acknowledgement of some hot reading.  Like a month of Sundays' worth. 

The Pleasure of Words is a collection of the Works by Kysa Braswell.

You can read the equivalent amount content about the author.  You can start with the Urban Dictionary for quick info. 

I thought I'd covered this before, but I guess not.

As I review Michel Comte's gallery I realize that I have seen some of these pictures somewhere.  Reading his biography, it becomes obvious why I may have, or you may have, come across his work before.

What struck me the most was to find pictures of both Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman on the same gallery.  I'm a real sucker for Kill Bill stuff!!  Michel Comte has had the opportunity to work with many other celebrities.  Given the years of work in photography, this is not surprising.

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I have a BlackBerry A real CanaJian product. It does do everything I need, so shut up!  But if I had to do it again I would probably jump in to the Iphone... Or if I could, maybe one of each.  The Iphone and all the apps devellopped for it really do make it rock.  

Apps you maybe want to look for if you're actually reading this column:

The Sex App Shop is where you start!  Even PC Magazine reviews it!

• Mobile      PornHub
• Iphone Porn Pro
• All Mobile Porn
• Pocket Erotica

... and the list goes on.  For other phones too!  Now seriously, I actually know, no one with a porn app on their phone.  Then again, I guess i don't have an Iphone! 

Ok so If I wrap my head around it, I know people using their Iphone as their mini laptop for these guys, I hope they either have a good data plan or use their free wireless surroundings to connect.  It's a lot of explaining to Mom and Dad why you're over 2 gigs on your 500 meg dataplan.

If you want mainstream apps, you can also visit these two links:

The Best iPhone Apps, That's as of December 10, 2009

Top               Ten Apps as of March 09

Here are a few reads, from out there, for you.

Memoirs of an Ex-Slut Wife is posted presently.  A standard Blogger set up,  by an Ex-Slut and Ex-Wife.  The one time post is well written and deserves some continuity.  It drew encouraging comments.  The story kind leaves you hanging there.  To be continued....

Aubrey London, on Wordpress This is not about toys and gadgets.  This blog is about content and has been up and running since 2007.  Aubrey has a book coming out soon it would appear.  In the meantime, her "BLOG FEATURES GRAPHIC SEXUAL LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS" Goodness gracious!  Her book, she says is "the ultimate story of complete trust and intimacy between two people."  I'll bite!  Specially after reading a couple of entries.  Tasty stuff.

She Likes it Rough on Blogger with Mike and Amber, aka:  M & A.  This is definetly the place to go if you want to get off.  A couple in their 20's publish their experiences.  Hot Hot Hot!  There are even a few pics!

I recently received a present, my own legit copy of Windows 7 Pro X64...  So now what?  I have the system for it, gobs of ram and speed, but I really have no reason to upgrade.  I've actually been happy with Vista.  I've Vistaed my 18 work stations at the office and wrung out the kinks. When I saw Windows 7 coming, I felt like the public had convinced Microsoft, that they couldn't adapt to change.  I like Vista.  So Microsoft did what they did to Windows 98.  Windows ME (Millenium).  I always thought that was a cop out.  A few whistles and toy to enhance the experience and a money maker for Microsoft.

As I like to Tinker, I know this puppy will be on my system before I head back to work.  Just got to make my check list... Since My checklist is probably good common knowledge, I will share. 

• Back Ups
• Desktop
• My Documents
• My Pictures
• My Music
• My Downloads
• My Movies
• My Websites
• My Archives (Drive D)
• My Outlook (pst)
• Warblade

• Make sure my original copy on Vista Home Premium 64 is at hand in case something goes wrong.
• Make a list of PC hardware and verify compatibility and that the original drivers are available.  Check out on Maker's website
• Video card
• Networking card
• DVD Drives

• Make a list of all installed software
• Make sure Copies are handy/ ready.
• Re-Dowload and install AVG
• Firefox Save Password List ( I fucked that up:  The plugin I used restored all settings but passwords.  Get a specific app just for passwords or even better, print it out, or save it as file.)

Change the boot order via the Bios to boot from the DVD Player

Stick the disk in and gooooo..for it!

• Re-Install
• Antivirus
• Firefox
• Google Tools
• Office
• CS3
• ITunes
• Winamp
• FileZilla
• Blackberry Stuff
• TomTom Stuff
• DVD Suite
• Winrar
• ACDSee
• Ashampoo
• Vuze
• SoThink
• Canon Stuff
• Power Iso
• Ulead

...You get the idea.

Over time, we don't realize what we've installed and the common tools these provide.  So it's a good idea to also make this type of list (above) before you start.

I'd be interested in anyone's feed back about Windows 7.  Perhaps your likes and dislikes or your adventures in crossing over.

Hummm!  Done.  1 hour 15 minutes from the time I put the Dvd in the drive. A lot more thought went into it than Windows Millenium!

What I liked:

• No more gadget sidebar - Nice, the gadgets can sit anywhwere.
• No more quicklaunch - Actually it's there but nested.  After a few web searches I brought mine back.  So why is it gone?  Because...
• The Superbar or what has been the taskbar, is now very enhanced.
• Librairies are accessible through a Windows Explorer gateway, that sits on the taskbar.
• As far as desktop is concerned, a much neater presentation.

I'm just touching the edges on the above points.  You really have to follow those links to get a better idea.  Until I work with the Librairies, it's a way of organizing only.  (Which I don't use).  I keep, organize, my media on an external drive.  For immediate, or brand new stuff I'll probably use it.  If you are one to use the services, may as well restore your music, pictures and Videos into the "librairies".

I had no compatibilities' issues.  I guess the kinks got out of the way from XP to Vista.  Printer, Graphics card, Audio - No problemo!

Here's an article from The Independent published last July, about women who tell all through their blogs.  The article  goes on to reveal several blogs as listed below.  Some are hot...Some are not, but all are interesting.  Check these out, you maybe surprised to find your wife blogging about her affairs on line.

• confessionsofawaywardwife.blogspot.com
• marriedwifeblog.blogspot.com
• www.yourerrantwife.blogspot.com
• msscarlettletter.blogspot.com

Source:  The Independent - True Wife Confessions

Fun or Fantasy - In this case I'm sure there's a bit of both.  A little reality and a little spice.