Husband Reports on Spicy Blogs

What man doesn’t get dizzy going to the beach and looking at the decor? It’s a lot of work in general for the ladies to look like a million bucks. There are a lot of details most of us don’t think about. We just bathe and grovel at the splendour! Getting ready to go to the beach? Let’s do this from the bottom up. For many ladies out there, involves extensive pedicures. Face it, you never know how you may compromise your feet.  After the beach, if you have a foot fetish or love to give or receive a foot massage you need not worry about your feet.  After all you’ve just had a pedicure!

Working our way up from the feet, we find the legs.  Every woman out there who will consider beach and bikini time will strive for the perfect legs.  Suits up nicely for a cool evening out too.   The legs are often the path way up to an incredible playground.

Which bring me to my next subject.  Waxing, if you’re going to wax you legs, are you going to wax all the way up?  Certainly takes away all chances of those dark get aways from your bathing suit doesn’t it?  It also turns the ladies into a real adventure. 

Ok so you say there are alternate ways.  I’m sure you’re right.   I found this series of commercials, for a product I haven’t obviously tested but it may be the alternate way. 

Get back to me on that would you.  I’d love to hear all about it!The abdomen a sexy playground, hours at the gym and dieting for many will keep it picture perfect. 

Just above, boobs!  It’s all about presentation isn’t it?  What suits you best, what kind of mood are you in?  What colour?

Turning things around, there’s also that sexy back.  Some of those summer evening gowns can reveal a woman’s back in spectacular ways.  Going a little lower than the back is the bum.  Another area about presentation… And for some the least enhancement the better.

No doubt the ladies know too well what the sun can do to a healthy body, so proceed with caution.  Too much sun can give you a nasty sun stroke amongst other things like skin cancer.  This advice goes for the guys too.  So use  the right sunscreen SPF for you and your family, and you’ll stay beautiful!

Have a great summer!

Spring is fun but spring is also wet, lots of rainy weather, to kill time the naughty way!  For those other moments, it’s given me a little extra time to find tasty stuff for you on the net.  My biggest observation is the amount of porn, amateur video is now out there.   What is it with you people, you film every time you make whooppie?  Well you don’t see me complaining.   I just expect one day, I’ll see someone I know!

 I won’t leave you hanging, I’m sure you want some recommendations here.  I’ll post a few links at the end of the post.

 The other thing that has surged of course in the last 6 months is Twitter, the Hollywood crowd picked up on it and boom.  I joined Twitter about a year ago, I may have my original testing entry and one or two more.  I made a decision not to introduce it to my lifestyle.

I was curious though, to see if it would reach the adult community.  It took some time, but I see things coming out of the wood work now.  For example check Texts from Last Night.    It should keep you entertained some.  I expect to see more of this stuff coming out.  

 Information is the key to power, even in the bedroom.  So if you haven’t heard about Orgasm denial and you want to have some fun head on over to Rob and Jill   they can fill you in on it.  Jill makes it her online business.  Rob on the other hand, doens;t seem to mind! 

 Some call it the art of teasing, some make it a lifestyle.  I would prefer the former in this case.  Here, if you like a little reading you can try Absolute Orgasm Denial. I was surprised to find and extensive Wiki  on the subject. 

 Speaking of couples doing things, Dan and Jennifer do some not bad YouTube videos.  This is professional stuff.  Check it out.  There are certain lines not to be crossed and ways of getting the message across.  When talking about sex, this maybe difficult for some, but Dan and Jennifer appear to have found the mark. 

 Ok, so we all get a little older, don’t give it much thought, I don’t.  But I tripped on this article which stirred me up. According to the article, I guess I’m waiting for my penis to have a mind of its own!  I’ll have to explain that one to DW, it’s our anniversary tomorrow!  Some good stats if you want to see how often you’ll be having sex as you grow older.

 How about some picture galleries…

If you like pin-ups , or just look at boobs, you know I’m always on the look out for tasty stuff,  enjoy! 

Onto some funny stuff…
Can you Vibrate as much as a sex toy?
What do the letters mean in Bra sizes (cute).
50 Mistakes WOMEN make when having sex with a MAN!
50 MIstakes MEN make when having sex with a WOMAN!  

Tip:  You really want to get into Twitter?  Here’s an FAQ 

Movie time for those rainy spring days?
Tasty Massage…38 minutes 

 So there you go, a few hot ways to be the spring rain!  Have a good one!

There are now so many blogs out there, if you want to read erotica.  Just drop into ABH and you can surf by whatever flavour you choose.  Adopted and hosted by Ales&Suze this is a  must one stop for written erotica.  If you would like to go into different directions, drop right in to Alex&Suze.  There you will find many other projects they host such as A-Rouse and Toy Reviews, thats just to get you started. 

Written work doesn’t age if it’s well done.  Here is Before You Get that Blowjob from me.   From December 2008, really not that long ago.  if you look at older entries, there are other gems  there too.  Also in the form of directory, you’ll find Sextails.com full of goodies. Also broken down into categories, the stories are submitted or posted.  You stay within the site.

As well,from last year, The 5 Minute Guide to Female Ejaculation.  For a good snicker, someone re-posted a 1955 entry which has stirred some.  The Good Wife’s Guide. 

It’s easier to go back to familiar places, than to explore.  I make it point to venture out with tools such as Stumble Upon which always brings back surprises.  There’s also good old Google, with the safe filter off.  Not at the office of course!  If you’re not already on Stumble Upon I suggest you hop on.  You can customize results.  The more you get into it, it learns what you like.  Up to 90% of the results, I would say.  Just a click away.

Speaking of Stumble Upon, I never knew there were so many amateur movie places.  Hey! Some are not so amateurs either.  I’ve posted a few of my finds this year.  I think my next post I’ll exposed the movie places I’ve Stumbled Upon.  It should keep a few of you busy!

We talked about Female ejaculation, how about male ejaculation?  Here you go if you’re into sex toys, check this one out!

Some spring outings are traditional, Museum Day around this city is done every year.  It gets people out and fills the Museums up.   Win win situation.  I usually make a plan B in case of rain, toeday’s plan B wouldd be the going to the movies.  We can do that any way if you legs get tired.

A little culture while we’re at it.  If your French is rusty, there are content warning at the front door of the first two sites.  Don’t be scared, there’s nothing harmful beyond the warnings.

First let’s go to Blog Voissa’s Body and Spirit and check out the exhibition entitled Road to Dreamland.  Explore the sidebar when you’re done to discover plenty more tasty links.  Some great work has gone in to this.  Don’t wander too far though, there’s another gallery in the  neighbourhood to check out.

Vivien-400ISO is also a French gallery done using gallery software.  You navigate easily around and navigate different leves of thumbnails.  I’ve always said there’s a difference between Porn and tasty photography, and these last 2 blogs will show you just that.

Next we’re off to Sweden, where we’ll visit the work of  ALEXANDER BERGSTRÖM, a photographer I couldn’t get much background on.  Still if you’re legs aren’t too tired, head over and see his work.  Gallery style thumbnails some even done as Polaroids. 

Finally, to finish up our gallery tour, I bring you The Irresistible Sex Appeal of Women With Large Labia.  At the bottom of the forward, you’ll find an "I agree" button.  The forward is worth reading, and the table of content, just beyond it, is your tour guide!

Now of course, if you got up to go Musuem trekking and it’s raining, you made a plan B.  Here are a couple movies that you can watch instead, or if you’re brave you can go out on your Musuem trek and watch movies when you come home.

 The first two short flicks featured, are somewhat related in that they star the same cast.  I couldn’t get any backgound on the vedettes.  Why the curiosity?  Just watch the way this lady performs.  There’s a certain level of proffesionalism about her.

• Under Pressure
• Non Stop Blowjob

Maybe you see my curiosity?

Spring type of weather coming our way I thought this maybe a good time to do a gallery review or at least give you some links to some rather tasty pics.  
From dirtyangels.net, there’s a nicely presented gallery broken down into categories.  Amongst them you’ll find, nude and fetish as well as some others.  Tasty work here.

 Dropping the adult aspect for the most part, but dipping into some very interesting photography, take a look at Rosy Hardy’s gallery.  Photography plus knowing what do do with photoshop, can surely get results.

Here is a Russian gallery that needs a little more exploring.  Once again, you’ll find some amazing work here.   If your strictly looking for nudes, you’ll have to go through each categories and pick them out.  You’ll most likely enjoy yourself, sifting through these collections.

If you like undies and stuff here’s a blog gallery, done on Wordpress, entitled The Panty Report.  From what I can see, the owner(s) have stopped posting new entries.  Too bad.  I don’t recommend any of the links.  They were mostly dead ends.

Let’s  finish up with a bit of a funny, 225 demotivational posters for your unmotivated ass.  Take a look at some of these and I guarantee at least a smirk.  If one doesn’t do it for you, the next one will. 

I’m doing a round of links and adult sites, inspired by this little find, Men aren’t That Deep.
I have a feeling it’s one of those that we can all enjoy.  Written by a man and relatively active.  Simple presentation on Worpress, but the content packs a punch.  Truth with humour.  Go for it!

On the more graphic side of things, you want to check out Eviltrash.to  I originally "Stumbled Upon"  it, in a Sexy Tatto pictorial.  As I often roll back the url to find out what else there is, I found that Eviltrash has more to offer.  See for yourself.  Practice your German a bit too.

Sex Quotes...yadhi yadhi..Very good sex quotes can get a raised eyebrows.  Click your way over to this page to catch some good ones.    My favourite:  When men talk dirty to women it’s sexual harassment, when woman talk dirty to men, it’s $3.95 a minute!  Lot’s more, enjoy.
 
Here another, Not really a blog but definitely, written.  Eroticanoir, "experiences",  is a collection of experiences.  Good reading.

Finally The Foreplay Primer  More of website than a blog, but I like to promote a well done informative web site.