Miserable - no nookie

Maybe I shouldn’t write… There’s nothing worse than a cold… And of course, as most of you know, a man’s cold is by far worse.  Men get sicker, more miserable and complain about it far more.  About how Fu%&in’ lousy they feel.

Sometimes I wonder if I’ll make through.  Of course, I wouldn’t dare miss a day of work.  That would take far more than the plague.  No, I have to set the example, show up, smile spread my germs all over the paper flow I have to sign off on. 

Of course I wash my hands, many times a day, until the skin cracks.  That way I can bitch more.

Do sick men, get horny?  Of course!  That’s probably part of the reason why a man’s cold is worse.  Wouldn’t want to infect your loved one with the same now would you?  So you sit there with the infection steaming your body and your aching balls and rant some more.

Make love, hell no, just get laid.   Save the other stuff for when everyone is healthy.  Problem is the exchange of body fluid is guarantee to pass it on to your partner…. This leads to the Extreme scenario.

Now the extreme scenario, where the first week, you have a cold, the second week, your dear one gets the cold and blames you for it, and the last week is PMS, with that defiant look of revenge  followed by a week of brutal "don’t you dare" period.

That’s usually when guys would take matters in their own hands without even batting an eyelid.  Actually, Shay’s shower head might come in handy too. 

No, no, no, my post is not sexist!  A man’s cold, I’m sure it is medically documented, is tougher on the system and more miserable.   The symptoms more acute and longer lasting….and of course despite all this, we want to get laid!

Night all