Posts from — April 2008

It’s one of those posts that I decide to put together without really knowing where I’ll end up.  But I had to slow down, ’cause I got stung.  Thank goodness for good protection like Zone Alarm.  Anyway, a little disapointed with my results, this is one, that I’ll probably re-visit this year.  Couple years ago I was hung up on Milfs, this year, it may just be: Sexy Bitch! 

I like challenges, and right now, the challenge is that apart from a few decent finds, Sexy Bitch returns a bunch of porn links.  Something tells me that throughout the course of this year, that’s just about to change.  Presently, you can find a series of books over here.  

1) The Sexy Bitch’s Party:
Living it, Throwing it, and Being it

2) The Sexy Bitch’s Book
of Doing it, Getting it, and Giving it

3) The Sexy Bitch’s Book
of Finding him, Doing him, and Dating him

 Beyond that, you’ll trip on some MySpace graphics, and after that it’s pretty well downhill.  Yeah, so what’s going to happen you ask?  Well I think there will be Sexy Bitch flair, ethics, Fashion, code, clubs are already rising…Undoubtedly, there will be music, contests. 

Question is how big will it be?  Well I say it’ll target the 16 to 26 crowd - T-shirts are already out and I’m sure it’ll be liscensed goods in no time.  By next summer there could even be a wave similar to valley girls followed by a movie.  (There are movies now, but they’re not oscar material if you know what I mean!).

I guess we’ll have to see where it goes… Definetly another interesting step for the ladies, and I’m sure some of the guys!

3 year contract is up…. So you can get a new cell for next to nothing or get something a little fancier for a small fee.  Unless of course your looking to jump beyond and into the Blackberry and the extra service etc.

Our son found a Nokia 5300 - labeled the Music phone.  We figured, what’s good for him is good for the rest of us, so I got three of them.  The standard bells and whistles, Camera, video, MP3 player, this one plays without headphones and also does radio. There is a headphone jack and also a wire to transfer and synch to the PC .  Of course through our provider, we do Text messaging and with this interface I also see Msn.

 I kind of object to dishing out more to the provider for every theme, song and ringtones.  So I usually let everyone get one thing with their new phone and then I tell them I can pretty well stick on anything they want onto the phone.  There are a few ways to acquire these things or even produce them yourself if your pretty handy.

Off I went to get some themes for DW to choose from.  You know, screen savers, back drops and ring tone.  So I got the ringtone going first with Hello Motto, the old Motorolla classic.  and the I got to the themes.  Well I think between the Ringtones and the themes, we’re probably looking at a 10 billion dollars industry.  No wonder my provider is keen on linking me to his site to acquire these toys.

What did get my attention though is that most of this Media is aimed at young men.  Not everything but at least 50%.  Yet it’s funny, I don’t see my self at 15-18- or even 20 impressing a young lady by showing her my half naked babe on my cell phone.  Sure, guys like to look at it, but I don’t see the young ladies getting all hot over this.  Specially, that there’s hardly anything available for them out there.

Want to talk about ring tones?  Well, there are tons but I’ll only post the appropriate ones to go along the former pictures…

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 Orgasm ringtone

 
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 Orgasm-2 ringtone 

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 Orgasm-3 ringtone

 
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 Orgasm-4 ringtone 

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 Orgasm-5 ringtone

 

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 Orgasm-6 ringtone

 

All in good fun of course, if your in a hurry and don’t have a limited budget for these things, you can find them with your provider.

If your a bit adventurous it’s worth peeeking out there to get something a little extra like these ringtones.

I’m sure some of you could record your own too. If you need a starting point, try mobile9.com 

7.15am, I’m half way the highway to my exit, when all of the sudden, I see a head pop up from the driver in front of me!  Seconds later, I see the young lady bobbing back down on the driver.  Needless to say I just about missed my exit.  She bobbed one more time and this time when she came up she got a big kiss, and took back her seat with a triumphant smile on her face.  Rush hour traffic hadn’t quite begun yet, so I positioned myself easily to catch the act.  He didn’t even swirve!

You can check out out Car ‘a ‘ Sutra for some more ideas.  Here’s another one.  Sex in Car.   Actually, there maybe a few more pages here, for you.  The most complete guide came from www.car-sex-positions.com .  Anyway, I’m glad to see people get creative over this.

And for those of you that are into toy reviews, I don’t remember seeing this one on any of your reviews.  Yes, it’s the Auto Suck Road Head Stimulator! Don’t leave home without it!

Fly by post:

This has been in the news of late…  The "the ideal duration for intercourse" .  This article was published just about a month ago, still this morning, on the morning news, I could hear a similar news broadcast!  Perhaps they needed a filler?

According to the article 3 minutes is too short and over 13 minutes is too long.  So shall we say 6 1/2 minutes to 9 minutes is perfect?  Ok guys, the article does also say to keep the stop watch out of the bedroom.  Oh yeah, did I forget to say this does not include foreplay?  just Penetrative sex.  (just reporting the news :))

I guess today’s reference on the same subject; Ideal Time for Sex reports very similar findings because it’s  just been released in the The Journal of Sexual Medicine, May 2008.  However it’s from the same author:  Corty, E.

Now of course the more I dug my nails into that one, well, I got to CNN.

So, guys and gals any comments?