Category — Stuff For Adults

Spring is fun but spring is also wet, lots of rainy weather, to kill time the naughty way!  For those other moments, it’s given me a little extra time to find tasty stuff for you on the net.  My biggest observation is the amount of porn, amateur video is now out there.   What is it with you people, you film every time you make whooppie?  Well you don’t see me complaining.   I just expect one day, I’ll see someone I know!

 I won’t leave you hanging, I’m sure you want some recommendations here.  I’ll post a few links at the end of the post.

 The other thing that has surged of course in the last 6 months is Twitter, the Hollywood crowd picked up on it and boom.  I joined Twitter about a year ago, I may have my original testing entry and one or two more.  I made a decision not to introduce it to my lifestyle.

I was curious though, to see if it would reach the adult community.  It took some time, but I see things coming out of the wood work now.  For example check Texts from Last Night.    It should keep you entertained some.  I expect to see more of this stuff coming out.  

 Information is the key to power, even in the bedroom.  So if you haven’t heard about Orgasm denial and you want to have some fun head on over to Rob and Jill   they can fill you in on it.  Jill makes it her online business.  Rob on the other hand, doens;t seem to mind! 

 Some call it the art of teasing, some make it a lifestyle.  I would prefer the former in this case.  Here, if you like a little reading you can try Absolute Orgasm Denial. I was surprised to find and extensive Wiki  on the subject. 

 Speaking of couples doing things, Dan and Jennifer do some not bad YouTube videos.  This is professional stuff.  Check it out.  There are certain lines not to be crossed and ways of getting the message across.  When talking about sex, this maybe difficult for some, but Dan and Jennifer appear to have found the mark. 

 Ok, so we all get a little older, don’t give it much thought, I don’t.  But I tripped on this article which stirred me up. According to the article, I guess I’m waiting for my penis to have a mind of its own!  I’ll have to explain that one to DW, it’s our anniversary tomorrow!  Some good stats if you want to see how often you’ll be having sex as you grow older.

 How about some picture galleries…

If you like pin-ups , or just look at boobs, you know I’m always on the look out for tasty stuff,  enjoy! 

Onto some funny stuff…
Can you Vibrate as much as a sex toy?
What do the letters mean in Bra sizes (cute).
50 Mistakes WOMEN make when having sex with a MAN!
50 MIstakes MEN make when having sex with a WOMAN!  

Tip:  You really want to get into Twitter?  Here’s an FAQ 

Movie time for those rainy spring days?
Tasty Massage…38 minutes 

 So there you go, a few hot ways to be the spring rain!  Have a good one!

We’ve never been much for sex games.  Not the conventional type anyway.  I do remember one summer, being at a friend’s cottage and after a few drinks on the beach and the bomb fire, we were sitting around the kitchen table, playing hearts, when one of the ladies came up with the idea of strip poker.
 
At 17 years old, believe it or not, not everyone was into it.  We did go a few rounds, and when things got too hot we all sort of called it quits.  That was the closest I ever got to playing strip poker.  Which brings me to my next point.  I’d love to hear your stories about strip poker or any other games you might engage in with you partner or friends.  The way some of you tell stories,  I bet things could get hot!
 
That’s it on that, strip poker or other sex games haven’t really been a focus in the past so I thougth I’d bring it up.  As for Internet resources on the Adult side of things, I see lots out there.  I typed in "strip poker on line" and voila!  strip-poker.com

There’s also videos some pretty funny, some pretty hot.

I’m sure you can do your own searches!  Then there’s software to play on line.  Which I guess can put a certain twists into things! 

So what’s in your hand? 

New blood for me at least! (or at last).  I was entertained for a full evening with one of the videos I found in the side bar of Bare Bits.  Great format, with each post giving 2 different views. Her views and His views, on the same subject.  A twist of reality and a twist of humour done on a striking theme, which appears to be sitting behind the blogger platform. 

Some promos, in the only side bar, give it a commercial flair.  Sponsored or promos?  Who knows, who cares these days.  The content is there, and I got a bang out of the second video in the sidebar.

 So let’s keep on the video thing, here’s a feed from xhamster.com on massages.  If you’re experienced in foreplay, you know that massaging goes a lot further than foreplay.  This series, tries to give an un-intimate side to massaging, introducing Japanese people getting trained in the art of massaging.  Is this series meant to be porn or educational?  Perhaps both.  Certainly, xhamster.com, doesn’t pretend to do anything else but porn clips.
I’ll give you the link just below but when you get through to the end of the first session, go nearly to the bottom of the page and see the other 4 or 5 related videos.  Japanese massage training.
A personal massage, is not a bad holiday present, maybe you should give it some thought?  Apart from the right oils and toys, you don’t have to splurge a lot, and the results are appreciated.

Lastly, speaking of video, here’s a couple of them, okay no spoilers you’ll have to watch them.  A lot of stuff at bitoffun.com .  Click  around it’s good to smile!

• Video 1
• Video 2 (classic)

And on this note, Happy Holidays to all of you, be safe, have a good time and don’t forget to pleasure each other.  If you’re by yourself, don’t be shy and pleasure yourself!

Joining some family, see you in a few days!

Best wishes and Season’s Greetings!

Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a low cut shirt and you’ve been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still - I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That’s nice, but it’s time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don’t gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It’s not what WE want.

OK, I know it’s scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don’t think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:

1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I’m sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I’ll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you’re both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE the man. Act like one.

2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It’s different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you’re trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don’t know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It’s a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she’s being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there. It’s because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don’t be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.

4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won’t it hurt?" - yes, it does. That’s the fucking point). We know you’ve read Stuff and Maxim, and that’s all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don’t have to bend her over one knee and tell her she’s a naughty girl and that Daddy’s going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don’t worry about breaking her hip.

5. It’s OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you’re banging a woman, and she’s crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can’t even manage a grunt, she’s going to feel like an idiot. You don’t have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That’s HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you’re in missionary position. You don’t have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she’s going to get worried.

6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you’d like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn’t respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You’re so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I’m going to come inside you. I’m going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn’t matter that you’re wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.

If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty whore". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.

6. You’re not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she’s not obligated to choke on your dick. Don’t skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.

7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don’t want to be preggers, and you don’t want to catch anything, right? Don’t whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can’t come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we’re satisfied and it’s time for you to let loose your load.

8. We really like it when you come. It’s called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don’t assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there’s no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I’m going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn’t rob you of your testicles.

In recent memory, I’ve been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I’ve been… well, fucked is the wrong term here. I’ve been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I’m ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that’s who. —————————————————-

*New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don’t mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them. Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don’t like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? Well, girls, you’re in the minority. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don’t be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don’t ever do something you don’t want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.

Here’s the source:  Best of Craigslist

Does lace do anything for you guys? Or gals for that matter… Ever since I can remember, I’ve been attracted to lace.  I’ve actually come right out and told co-workers wearing fishnet stocking about my turn on.  I’m not much on dressing up for the occasion or asking DW to do so, but I think lace would definitely be one way to go.  Specifically fishnet.  Doesn’t matter how tightly it’s woven.

Let it come in all shapes and sizes!  From a well dressed bum to a nice pair of legs.  All the way to a sexy pair of boobs. 

To the touch, not really.  Unless it’s smooth.  To play around with the weave and intertwine my fingers in there, works for me.  The visual however, is outstanding.

By the way, you can catch Suze sporting a nice sexy, lacy bra on AlexSuze gallery. 

It’s all about education…

See You Next Tuesday

*C* *U* *N* **T**

For a more in depth study please refer to:  Riley

If you have other educational tips do not hesitate to contribute..