Category — Stuff For Adults

….And that was a real vacation!  

So since I was away from the Internet and haven’t been reading your naughty blogs, I put together a collection of adult related sites I’ve been saving up… Enjoy!

 Sliptongue Magazine is one of these that I wondered why I hadn’t tripped on before.  It is focused on writing and has wonderful illustrations in the side bar. 

"Literary fiction, with both humorous and dark erotic content.
Emotion saturated tales that bring about a surge
in the bloodstream, shivers in the spine,
swells of laughter, or any combination thereof.

Humorous libertine illustrations.

Epigrams, narrative poetry, and laugh inducing ditties.

Angie & Ella’s Random Frivolity Weblog,
vocabulary guidance, and reviews."

When I logged on to DH Spicy last week, I had a nudge from a Doctor Twisted .  Posting since July, he looks for the bizarre.  You might not want to bring a full stomach with you.  You’ll find a collection of sexually related posts.  It’s kind of nice to see you’re not everyday stuff in one place.  Doctor Twisted posts regularly, so you can  get your daily dose!

It’s amazing how retailers like to crunch Back to School, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas together!  We were at Costco in August, and out comes the Halloween stuff along with some pre-Christmas things I couldn’t believe it.  So if you’re more the kitchen type of person and you can’t wait for the Holiday season, you can get some early ideas from porn-bread.com.  Drop some of ginger-bread cookies on your guests.

I’ll leave you with some tasty pics from Red Charls.  A French gallery with a flair of je ne sais quoi!

See you on the week end after I finished unpacking!

 Indeed, I Stumbleupon this week!  Just when you thought you’d reached the edge of the Internet, comes along   this little browser toy, to show you differently.  Based on a peer to peer system, pages you rate gives you back similar findings in interest(s).  It works through a relatively harmless tool bar, and should you decide the app is not for you, it takes seconds to uninstall. Also very cool, It’s Canadian!   

Sure thing I lined up my account to reflect some tasty stuff.   Such as the Sex Project .  If you like written work in the form of stories there’s also McStories.com . Some very good reads there.  Going extreme I came across BME Body Modification Enzine.  Covering body piercing, corsets amongst others.  Need a good stomach for some of the shots if you go beyond this page and cover the website.

Literotica has a little everything including written work.  If you like to read or write, this adult portal can help you out.  Submitted work is posted.  Contest, and links to other sites.  Almost three years ago, I reviewed Sexuality.org .  This little gem is still going on strong.  Check it out if you’re seeking a more educational approach.

I also tripped on this editorial, published three yeas ago on the female orgasm .  Finally, for those of you exploring products to enhance your sexual experiences, you may want to find out about the Bodybouncer. Not exactly something you keep in your bedside drawer, but it could be fun!

Up and coming, I’ll do a stint on Tasty Art and Photography.  I’ve requested permission to use some pictures, so we must wait and be patient. 

I’m not big on porn, nor have I seen much. With sex being more and more of a media thing than ever, lately, I’ve ventured and stumbled upon shorts that are uploaded by amateurs.  At first I just sort of skipped over them, but when I realized, how many sites are out there promoting this stuff, I started, watching a few, and noting the websites.  I call these cheap thrills!

No questions asked, just click and sit back.  In the past you had to sign up acquire a password etc… Not these, simply click and play.

Most well known probably is Red Tube  .  Very much like YouTube but with the twist of nothing but porn.  Next there is Yuvutu, which claims to be the home of adult amateur video.  I don’t doubt for one minute, but since I’m relatively new at this, we might have to re-visit that idea.

Maxporn is another biggy, similar to RedTube, broken up into a well organized lay out.  A little something for everyone here!  There is Asredas.com .  Oops now this is where I got sidetracked with some very distracting fucking machines. Also came across ( no pun intended ) Camelstyle.net and there again, I found an array of  these fucking machines being tested by Gwen Diamond (Pornstar).

To finish off, here are some lighter things I found, which I thought I would share…

Don’t piss off your teenage daughter , Found on the Gag Report.

Then, things got educational… 

Somnophilia

 I certainly had imagined the concept, perhaps even experienced it!  But I never knew it was coined!

That’s it for now and a  Happy click and play!

I’m certainly enjoying the last few days.  Magnolias, Cherry trees blossoming and a real taste of spring.  Not to mention the ladies and summer garments coming out .
I think DW’s having a good time.  I came home today, and looked up to hear: " I bet you don’t know what a Rainbow Party is?" 

So, my new word today is Rainbow Party.

Right, at a high school level, where the girls all wear different colour liptick and give the boy(s) a blowjob, trying to complete the colour of the rainbow.  School days sure have changed.  I never thought I’d hear myself say, I wish I was back there. 

So 2 for 2, DW is teaching me new stuff!  For some reason, I’m feeling very out of touch, all of the sudden. 

It’s interesting to note, that I couldn’t find anything but written up references on this.  Sure My Space has a bit of club going but I would have liked to have been able to show you a line up of rainbow colour lips or an artfully done penis.  On second thought perhaps not.  The word high school may be why there are no pics posted.  There would be a whole bunch in jail I guess!  

3 year contract is up…. So you can get a new cell for next to nothing or get something a little fancier for a small fee.  Unless of course your looking to jump beyond and into the Blackberry and the extra service etc.

Our son found a Nokia 5300 - labeled the Music phone.  We figured, what’s good for him is good for the rest of us, so I got three of them.  The standard bells and whistles, Camera, video, MP3 player, this one plays without headphones and also does radio. There is a headphone jack and also a wire to transfer and synch to the PC .  Of course through our provider, we do Text messaging and with this interface I also see Msn.

 I kind of object to dishing out more to the provider for every theme, song and ringtones.  So I usually let everyone get one thing with their new phone and then I tell them I can pretty well stick on anything they want onto the phone.  There are a few ways to acquire these things or even produce them yourself if your pretty handy.

Off I went to get some themes for DW to choose from.  You know, screen savers, back drops and ring tone.  So I got the ringtone going first with Hello Motto, the old Motorolla classic.  and the I got to the themes.  Well I think between the Ringtones and the themes, we’re probably looking at a 10 billion dollars industry.  No wonder my provider is keen on linking me to his site to acquire these toys.

What did get my attention though is that most of this Media is aimed at young men.  Not everything but at least 50%.  Yet it’s funny, I don’t see my self at 15-18- or even 20 impressing a young lady by showing her my half naked babe on my cell phone.  Sure, guys like to look at it, but I don’t see the young ladies getting all hot over this.  Specially, that there’s hardly anything available for them out there.

Want to talk about ring tones?  Well, there are tons but I’ll only post the appropriate ones to go along the former pictures…

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 Orgasm ringtone

 
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 Orgasm-2 ringtone 

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 Orgasm-3 ringtone

 
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 Orgasm-4 ringtone 

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 Orgasm-5 ringtone

 

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 Orgasm-6 ringtone

 

All in good fun of course, if your in a hurry and don’t have a limited budget for these things, you can find them with your provider.

If your a bit adventurous it’s worth peeeking out there to get something a little extra like these ringtones.

I’m sure some of you could record your own too. If you need a starting point, try mobile9.com 

7.15am, I’m half way the highway to my exit, when all of the sudden, I see a head pop up from the driver in front of me!  Seconds later, I see the young lady bobbing back down on the driver.  Needless to say I just about missed my exit.  She bobbed one more time and this time when she came up she got a big kiss, and took back her seat with a triumphant smile on her face.  Rush hour traffic hadn’t quite begun yet, so I positioned myself easily to catch the act.  He didn’t even swirve!

You can check out out Car ‘a ‘ Sutra for some more ideas.  Here’s another one.  Sex in Car.   Actually, there maybe a few more pages here, for you.  The most complete guide came from www.car-sex-positions.com .  Anyway, I’m glad to see people get creative over this.

And for those of you that are into toy reviews, I don’t remember seeing this one on any of your reviews.  Yes, it’s the Auto Suck Road Head Stimulator! Don’t leave home without it!